User talk:Redmond

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!    t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:57, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

I have the sudden urge to add to your user page... Redmond 04:01, 22 June 2006 (UTC)

THWIP!!!

	BANG BANG BANG!!! The victory bells(?) have rang!
	NeedABrain thanks you for voting on Onomatopoeia

herr doktor needsAsample  [scream!] 22:22, 17 January 2007 (UTC)