User talk:Raxvulpine

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Thanks! I'll read through the stuff I hadn't found yet. --Raxvulpine 14:01, 21 January 2008 (UTC)

Polish Inquisition

Thanks for all the fixes, appreciate that :) ~ 15:34, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

No problem, it was quite funny, I just can't stop proofreading. Do you know to change the main page to reflect grammatical fixes? I expect there is a template somewhere but can't find it (possibly by design...) --Raxvulpine 15:36, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

I do. Tell you what, write down the fixed versions here for just the text on the main page and I'll fix it, since I'll take me too much time to compare the version. You can't change it yourself since you need sysop privileges to so do. ~ 15:38, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Here it is, I think... Thanks! --Raxvulpine 15:42, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

The Polish Inquisition is the most feared security service known to mankind (and his Polish mother). Assassinations, guilt and sitting alone in the dark are common tactics of these ruthless inquisitors.

In 1876 (circa) the famed Polish ruler, King Jarek the Not So Special, has concluded that all of his efforts to rule the Polish Kingdom with his iron (yet scented) fist was for naught. In his pain and grief he decided to turn to the dark side of the force and initiated one of the world's most feared security services, the Polish Inquisition.

Beforehand creating the service Jarek had concluded that in order to kill two birds with a single stone, he might use the excess reservoirs of Polish grandmothers he has at his disposal. No one is more suitable to deal with the job than those ruthless, lurking, ever pesky grandmothers.

For many centuries those vile creatures roamed the prairies of Poland without any disturbance. Those ruthless members of one of the most ruthless feminine groups those grandmother spawn offspring for in order to enjoy the simple pleasures of life. Making them feel guilty for not visiting them, making indigestible dishes while claiming they are the height of modern cooking and all grandchildren must feed on them indefinitely.

Done! ~ 15:45, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

America

Thanks for the compliment. For your informational purposes, it was I and another user called THE who authored the article. Speaking of something unrelated,

I'll be seeing you :)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 18:49, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

I am all in a tizzy! No one at the orphanage prepared me for this situation! Do I just put {{Adopted|Ljlego}} on my user page and that's that? (Aside from the whole education bit. :) Thanks! --Raxvulpine 19:58, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, it's actually {{adoptee|Ljlego}}, but hey! I'm a loser.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:43, 3 March 2008 (UTC)

Status Quo

Rejoice, Raxvulpine! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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Thanks for your thoughts - you made some really good observations and I will be happy to ignore them and mutter darkly about goddam Americans make things funnier. Guybles 09:37, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

Yay! I am glad it was helpful. I look forward to seeing the changes you make! --Raxvulpine 02:13, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

I have read, listened and obeyed. Please feel free to eyeball again. Now includes new, improved photos with only a hint of Photoshop. Guybles 23:38, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Post rock

Firstly, mark stuff you are editing with something like the construction tag and remove any rewrite tags, this stops other getting there before you.

My idea is post rock as in postal system...

I think it has some serious potential

--Pandora. 22:14, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Post rock

Firstly, mark stuff you are editing with something like the construction tag and remove any rewrite tags, this stops other getting there before you.

My idea is post rock as in postal system...

I think it has some serious potential

Your idea does have potential, but read through what you have written... how much does it make you laugh?

I will revert the normal page and we can both work in our namespaces and compare our results --Pandora. 22:17, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

OK, sounds good to me; I marked it in the talk page but not the front page, sorry about that, I'll know better next time. I f you come up with something funnier I am happy to defer; I like where I am going but my sense of humor might be a bit too deadpan. Thanks! --Raxvulpine 22:23, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

MOTHERFUCKER I can't be asked, I've done 4 articles today! You can have it... --Pandora. 22:44, 7 March 2008 (UTC)

Hey, made a universal template for putting dibs on an article to re-write

RE-WRITE IN PROGRESS

This article could use some improvement. If this is your article, please don't take it personally. If you have any comments or concerns, share them on this article's talk page.

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Its called Iredo

Alternates between four different boxes

Feel free to use it

--Pandora. 16:41, 11 March 2008 (UTC)