User talk:Randomia

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Ferrari

I'm afraid your first edits did not survive. We are not interested in your personal opinion on Ferraris--much less typed in CAPITAL LETTERS in the middle of an article--but in any humor you might write that will be amusing to general readers. Advice along these lines is in our guide, unfortunately entitled How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 18:41 17-Dec-12

Tesco Everyday Value

Your observation on the talk page is valid and I've added "Everyday" to move the article to the new name as shown above. Use of the old page will get you to the same place, but you should avoid the old name in your edits as that will produce a "double redirect." Thanks for the observation. Spıke ¬ 23:05 18-Dec-12

Tescos

I deleted the long section of "listcruft"--the supposed locations of store outlets--from this article. Someone restored it but an Admin has made the same edit as I. As there is little left, I've nominated Tescos for deletion in favor of our article on Tesco. You seem to now be the resident expert on the chain and you may wish to comment and vote at Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion#Tescos. Spıke ¬ 14:52 19-Dec-12

PS--User Eggs6131, after restoring the list twice, has finally begun paring it down and is receptive to my comment that any good stuff from Tescos be merged into Tesco before the former is deleted. Would you care to take charge of this? Spıke ¬ 17:43 19-Dec-12