User talk:PoisonIvy
Welcome![edit source]
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Life of birds[edit source]
Your construction tag expired, so I moved the article here, when you can keep working on it when you got the time. ~
08:02, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
About the AotKA template[edit source]
Use the {{gameheader}} template. • nyp 06:43, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Thanks[edit source]
Thanks for the gameheader tip...
- Me
Your {{WIP}} died[edit source]
So I moved your UnBook here where you can continue working on it when you have the time. Keep on it, it looks good! ~ 09:42, 8 July 2008 (UTC)