User talk:Philg88
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Welcome to UnNews[edit source]
I found UnNews:North Korea shuts down key cookie factory delightful piece of misinformation, compact in its delivery, profoundly stupid, subtle, and with a hint of citrus. Great starting piece, which will be featured, and I'm looking forward to more. Now, don't get a swelled head. Cheers! 
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:33, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
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- This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir
Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 16:33, 17 July 2007 (UTC)
You're welcome[edit source]
I think you're coming along swimmingly! keep up the efforts, please! Thanks. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 01:13, 2 August 2007 (UTC)
Cultural revolution[edit source]
It pleases zim that you were pleased by zims audio. Thanks, and cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:09, 6 August 2007 (UTC)
audio[edit source]
File:UnNews camilla pulls out of her funeral.mp3 is splendid! Let's call the noise "effects" and the large file size as a classic Uncyclopedian "let's ignore an ignorable policy":this way, it's techincally and comedicly perfect. You've got a great voice(s), accent, and all that other stuff, so cheers! I'll get back to you after I review Audacity; I haven't used it for a long time, and forget most of what I remembered.
Seriously, you're a natural UnNews audio correspondent. As I'm going in for oral surgery in Sep 13, and will not be doing much audio work for a bit, I hope you'll consider doing more as part of the effort to pick up the slack, which I don't pick up either. Thanks, and I'll get back to you. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 21:49, 31 August 2007 (UTC)
- Most awesomely delivered was UnNews:Schwarzenegger steps up campaign against Zorro that I accidentally castrated myself and two raccoons laughing. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:29, 3 September 2007 (UTC)
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On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator bestows this evil blessing upon you! In recognition of your awesome job of doing an UnNewsAudio, |
Nobel Peace Prize[edit source]
Thanks for editing. I'm not a native English speaker so there always might be blunders in my text, that's why I asked for proofreading. Cheers! NaturalBornKieler 11:32, 10 October 2007 (UTC)