User talk:Patchell84
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Patchell84, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! Brigadier Sir Mordillo 
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Ramtha[edit source]
You wrote that you are using some of the ideas I posted on the review of Ramtha. That's great! It's nt plagiarism in this case, it's an honor for me to have a suggestion used in an article. That's because it's kind of easy for a reviewer to suggest things, but actually implementing things in practice -- in the real article -- is harder work. I salute you for doing the hard part! I'll get around to re-reading Ramtha in awhile, but right now I am doing some other stuff. Real life, you know. My God, real life is a pain. ----OEJ 23:16, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
ICU[edit source]
Recently an important decision was made by some admins regarding this template without consulting any Uncyclopedians. I'd like to get the opinion of a few other people. Please see here. Quadzilla99 03:06, 10 February 2007 (UTC)
WIP move notice of Ray Comfort[edit source]
Hey, your article that was called Ray Comfort has been moved to User:Patchell84/Ray Comfort for futher development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. Oh, and if you want to reply to this, please reply on my talk page (I do so many of these, I don't get to check them all). Thanks. —Braydie 19:37, 22 February 2007 (UTC)