User talk:Oofwinkle

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

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Dear Shaw Dee,

I extend my sincerest apologies. Realizing the idiocy of my rather sophomoric mistake, I regret my decision. From this point forward, I will strive to be a more thoughtful editor of this beautiful website and be funny and not just stupid. I know you probably aren't reading this, but in the case that anyone is, I just want to reiterate that I apologize for my rather lame first impression.

Thank you for reading, Oofwinkle (talk) 11:55, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

Don't forget to sign your comments! Also, I think you clicked "save changes" too early, because you cut the phrase mid-way though... DaniPine3 (talk) 11:24, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

Dear DaniPine3... – Preceding unsigned comment added by Oofwinkle (talk • contribs)

Once again. You forgot to sign. I know it's not that much of an inconvenience, but admins prefer for users to sign when they're commenting, so it's easier to keep track of who's talking in a conversation. DaniPine3 (talk) 13:57, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

How about this (why is it red tf) Oofwinkle (talk) 14:21, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

Yea, that's better. The link is red because you still haven't created your own userpage. The moment you create it, the link will turn blue DaniPine3 (talk) 14:23, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

woah! how are you responding so quickly...? Aren't you supposed to be taking that APUSH quizizz...? Oofwinkle (talk) 14:28, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

I don't know why I should be taking an APUSH quiz (I'm not even from the USA), but for "how are you responding so quickly", it's because there is an special page called Recent Changes that lets you see the latest changes on all of Uncyclopedia, and from time to time I check that page to see the new stuff people do on this wiki. DaniPine3 (talk) 14:59, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

ok tilde tilde tilde tilde Oofwinkle (talk) 15:26, 12 September 2024 (UTC)

btw, you don't have to add your signature everywhere, only on talk pages, like this one. Just saying this because I've seen you've added your signature on your userpage, when it's completely unnecessary as it's understood that you're the one that has created your own userpage. DaniPine3 (talk) 15:37, 12 September 2024 (UTC)