User talk:Nickrcool

Hello Nickrcool!

Somebody has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for making an account here. Hopefully, you'll like it here and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

Now that you're here, you get the golden chalice of stupidity.

• Beginner's Guide
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid - a helpful guide to help your writing

If you want your pages to last, those are good places to learn the basics of how to do it. With enough practice, your page (that's right, I said yours) could even make it to the front page!

And please, For the love of all that is holy, whatever you do, DO NOT VANDALIZE! You see because here at uncyclopedia tend to frown apon that. So if you vandalize we'll slit your throat. Got it? Good!

When on talkpages or forums, please sign your name using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will magically produce your name and the date so we know who said what. And when.

To create a page, simply click here. Or make it in your userspage by clicking here: User:Nickrcool/Insert article name here. If you do decide to make your article in mainspace, remember to put a {{WIP}} tag on your page if you're still working on it.

And finally, just have fun. It's why we're all here. Maintain a good attitude and you'll do well here. :) (unless you don't do well here...)

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Or even add that--> {{help}} to any page you need help on along with a message and someone will come to the rescue! Again, welcome!   -- 17:29, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Actually, I don't see that Nick's contributions thus far are of particular cause for concern. He could do with remembering how to use capital and lower case letters and will benefit from the crash course in article formatting that he'll receive if he chooses to stick around, but otherwise I see no reason for the above message. There's certainly no evidence of vanity, vandalism, spam or suchlike. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:12, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

What about this? And this? -- 17:17, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Both look like perfectly good faith edits to me. I quite like the Churchill one, in fact. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:20, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well you are the admin. So I swiched it. -- 17:29, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

That's true, but I'm not a fascist (well, not that much for an admin, anyway) so don't let it change your mind. Do as you see fit - I don't use my magical admin powers except to block vandals/bullies. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:32, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well I'm too lazy to swich it back now. So this is how it stays (for now). -- 17:37, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Good man. That's the sort of attitude I like to see! Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:40, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Yay... He said unenthusiastically. -- 17:43, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Idleness, lack of enthusiasm... you'll go a long way on Uncyclopedia. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 17:44, November 30, 2010 (UTC)

Well thank yo... Ah forget it... -- 05:14, December 1, 2010 (UTC)