User talk:Nacky/Smugkepe

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In response to Smugkepe's Spokesperson[edit source]

The Smugs should STFU

@Defender, in case you didn't catch on, the mentioning of REAL names is not what we do around here. Please read the fucking rules before coming in here and starting shit. You are a retard. Defender of THAT shire? What are you kidding me? Is that shire really that indefensible or is it that you just can't take it that my opinion differs from yours? Now you have a little army against me? How four-year-old of you. Congrats on achieving that Ultimate Moron Award! The Assface of All Asshats Trophy and the Can Anyone Be This Fucking Dumb Prize!

Okay, the whole shire isn't a dumb idiot. Just the leaders who haven't quite grown up. Jesus it's like being in a schoolyard full of insecure twatfaces who've been trapped in some age from long ago...kinda like the Middle Ages, or middle-aged twerps suffering from Axe envy. Maybe? Yeah, sounds about right. Satire does get one killed for insulting the royal highnesses but more often it's that royal highnesses and such will lap up silver-tongued snakes/liars and kick the poor and downtrodden in the face. Good thing for helmets, huh? Please stop wearing your codpieces as face protection...er, wait, on you it's probably the right location, chump!

Again, let me point it out so that you can undertand: this site is SATIRE. Stop acting like a goddamn idiot. As the saying goes; They minimize to equalize. I knew ye be minitures!

I have spoken. Have fun flaming and much good it will do you! Mgr. Nacky (talk) 02:30, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Years Later[edit source]

I do have it in me, new spirit has arrived. There was darkness, but I cast off those chains long ago, I had this story and it somehow survived! I have a story and it survived! Yes, it survived. Nacky (talk) 00:15, 17 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky

Backstory[edit source]

They had all these yahoogroups. I was creative and because I already had an extensive knowledge in historical events, and came to join a local SCA group (Smithkepe) to reenact the times of King Arthur and such. I was well read to a degree that it would go over most people's heads, so any jokes I'd crack that involved details of those life and times of the Knights of the Round Table were seen as put downs of someone within their group. Then someone attacked Edrei on his own group. At that time he had always been so nice to me until he threw me under the bus to stay on good political grounds. I was banished and stopped being a dues-paying member as of 2002. But it was the constant war they kept bringing to me for still associating with others who are my friends (still to this day) and TPTB made rules that hindered our real lives and it was more or less a tyranny. Smithkepe caused a lot of grief. And for the attackers who came after Edrei (for reasons I still don't fully know but he was weird and did creepy things) I defended him without knowing why there was such a hatred for him by another kingdom up north. I called the attackers from up north a name. I called them the thing I placed at the end of the Sidney Powell page. THAT was what got their goats and from then on, a darkness did descend. This was something that none of them was accustomed to. They really did do the Dark Ages thing. Heretics be damned! But, I still retained my good friends. The good lords Lucas, Alaric, the ladies Maud, Cassie, and some others that just faded out of the scene. And so I can say that I still have faith in you. The memories we share. We do have it in us! We have a story and it survived. Nacky (talk) 00:35, 17 August 2023 (UTC)Nacky