User talk:Mysteryvole

Welcome!

Hello, Mysteryvole, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• Help Pages
• Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
• How to be funny and not just stupid

Chief welcomes you!

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box.

At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but most people enjoy writing something while they are here. If you are critical and think the world would be infinitely better if everyone listened to you, then you should become a teacher, but check out Pee Review while they make sure you aren't a sex offender.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

• Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by these guys.
• If you want to create an article, then simply follow this link: User:Mysteryvole/My sandbox (obviously you can change the "My sandbox" part to say anything you like). Please don't create articles on this page as this is where other users can contact you.
• Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. It works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
• Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeWii 19:59, March 24, 2010 (UTC)

Anne

Hello, I read over your article, Anne, a few minutes ago and it might not meet Uncyclopedia's requirements for an article. It seems to me that the article is a work of vanity. It also seems that there isn't much (if any) humor in the article. Now that isn't to say that it isn't funny to you, but you should write humor in such a way that almost anyone can understand it. As CheifjusticeDS suggested earlier, you should read HTBFANJS. That may clear up some questions that you may have about vanity and writing things that are funny for most people. Loopygrumpkins 00:50, March 31, 2010 (UTC)

Hi Mysteryvole. Welcome to Uncyclopedia and I hope your stay here is filled with fun, learning and teaching, and that you meet many new friends. I really like your user page, it has a good feeling. Enjoy, Aleister in Chains 00:56 31 3 mmx

Hi again, friend and collaborator. I, by comparison, merely hope Uncyclopedia gives you crab lice. Spıke ¬ 01:12 31-Mar-10

Hi

Hi there Mysteryvole, don't do what you just did to The Elder Scrolls: Oblivious again or I will ban you. Read this and then this. --ChiefjusticeWii 19:30, March 31, 2010 (UTC)