User:Mysteryvole
Is a real, live, vole. Noted for her conquering of Denmark in 1734, voleywoley mysterious scorched almond prime continues to fascinate everybody within a Fourty-league radius with her supurb tales of conquering Denmark and burning the native denmarkianish Raccoon. Her allies include the rare meadow vole, the incredible hyperbole vole, and the chocolate 'beefsteak' vole. It remains to be said that that conquering of Denmark was quite a Thing.
The Conquering Of Demark[edit | edit source]
In 1734, A certain vole conquered denmark and set fire to the local raccoon population, who don't live there any more. Nobody knows why, and nor does anyone care. A set of raccoon fur berets were sent to the economic use of trees association- but the damage was already done. Soon, the andrex puppies came to pillage Scandinavia. They came on tractors, wearing raccoon-fur berets, singing the theme tune of Boston Legal as they ruined the world. All the voles, including those handsome one-eyed beefsteak varieties, turned to see the hideous canine beasts reaching the pastures of nothern europe searching for yet more raccoon fur to use for berets.
Killer Sheep bring new hope[edit | edit source]
THEN, a magnificent Killer Sheep named Rootyvegah began to inform the Andrex Puppies of their misinformation- There were indeed no raccoons left in denmark, and so the cruel pups retreated to The United Kingdom of America, still riding on tractors and singing the theme song of Boston Legal. When they got there, they ruined everyones life. Except for Denmark.
Except for Denmark[edit | edit source]
That is what is so fantastic- no wrongdoing came of Denmark. May Denmark be in your heart.