User talk:Mysterynonymous

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Again, Welcome!   Chiefjustice3DS 15:03, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

People Who Like to Fuck Naked

Hi, and thanks for your nice words. Although no one owns pages here, I do think of this one as a special page of mine. What are your ideas for the page? An idea, could you work on it in your user space (copy and paste a copy of the entire page on a user:Mysterynonymous/Naked or whatever name. If you are a good writer and user, and you have that feel about you, I may not mind any edit, and we may both have a feature credit if it's done right. I'm just leery because from past experience the majority of new users or IP's can't write their way out of a want ad. That said, go ahead and play with it, I'll be looking forward to what you do. Please leave most of what's there intact if you would, and add to it or maybe discuss it? Sound okay? Good meeting you. Aleister 13:30 20 9

And like with most featured or quasi-featured pages, it's put together in a certain style and things that flow towards other things. Did you click on the links further down the page, hee hee. Some people like the page, others say it does need more. Can we talk about your ideas for an overhaul? Appreciated. Aleister 13:42 20 9

I answered on my talk page too. But remember as you edit, this is both my favorite personal article and one of my faves on Uncy, so I'll be hovering like a Mother Hen. Aleister 00:53 21 9

I read Iggy, and you do write very well. Encouraging. Aleister 4:17 22 9

Thanks.--Mysterynonymous 23:02, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

PEE Review

Hey, thanks for the Pee on Bad Nigga Attitude. I made the changes you suggested. If you have a chance could you please double check and let me know what I missed? "Racial" really means African American (all other races are fair game here). Much appreciated.--Funnybony    10:18, Mar 23

Hey, thanks for the follow up. Okay, I deleted that sorry intro which was really just a lame cop out. And I fixed up the black widow list at the end. Also at the end is the link to Chris Rock's niggas rant, so we still have it there. How does it read now? I still feel like the first sentence is too wordy - how to tighten that up? Much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony    17:15, Mar 24

Thanks, again! It is up for vote on VFH, and might need some help because on Uncyclopedia nothing is sacred or above parody - except BNA. Cheers!--Funnybony    07:21, Mar 25