User talk:Mrkrabsdaddy

Hi! Welcome to Uncyclopedia! Feel free to add funny stuff and remove lame stuff, but please don't go around deleting a bunch of stuff just because. The Uncyclopedic term for this is, well, crap. Let me know if you have any questions. MrX blow me 22:34, 1 June 2020 (UTC)

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
	Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
	If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
	but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

Note: Since this is the first time we have caught you blanking pages, I am allowing you to create another account. Use this chance wisely.  Cassandra  (talk)