User talk:MrMe
Welcome![edit source]
Oh hey, MrMe! Welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here.
Here are some links to see if you have the time:
- Beginner's Guide
- Our Vanity Policies - why we don't care about your friends
- How to be funny and not just stupid
There are more of them, but those three are the most important.
Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (
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When you create an article, please make an encyclopedic subject; don't do an article about how you and your friend had a pillow fight or about that teacher you really hate gave you an F on your math test. It is best to start by creating them in your userspace, for example: User:MrMe/Insert Title Here. Please remember to follow the guidelines and don't be upset if your article gets deleted if you do not. If you are writing an article in mainspace, however, and you are not finished yet, put a {{construction}} template on it.
If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Or, if you're really confused, drop into the adoption place and you'll get adopted by one of these fine fellows. Cool, huh?
We want you to have a fun time here, so don't feel under pressure because we're all nice people.
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Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:41, 23 May 2011
I don't feel under pressure. I APPLY pressure. I apply brute force and redirection. I have a mind of a Jedi and the strength of tiger blood. I apply pressure to necks and make them snap. I redirect energy towards the tip of the neck and snap it like a twig as I flip people over the mountain of death.
I am a Jedi, I am. I do not need adopters, I will snap their necks like they are calcium-deprived chickens. Thank you for welcoming me. I feel that my awesome superior aura will be greatly appreciated on this planet. --MrMe 16:52, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
- Um...okay, then. Fortunately, I am not an adopter. --
Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:57, 23 May 2011 - Hell yes! I am the definition of awesomeness. Without help I have created a kick ass signature! Ha ho! --MrMe 19:22, May 23, 2011 (UTC)
Your signature was rather amazing[edit source]
But not really in a good way, unfortunately. It was breaking pages. Or a page, at least. Not sure how many it was on... anyhow, I removed what was there so it'd stop doing that, but before you put something back there... well, know this: you need to close your tags and whatnot, or it's apt to overflow onto everything after it and mess things up. Also, please, please, please, for the love of all things shiny, don't use <font> tags - they're deprecated, and as such, don't work on all browsers. Even when they do, they're inconsistent and do funny things. Use <span> tags and css instead. And close the tags, please. All of them. ~ 
05:54, 26 May 2011