User talk:Milklavalamp

This is my talk page. If you write on it, I will see it, and I might respond. Just so you know.

Welcome

Somebody will probably drop a welcome template here soon. To cut a long story short, BGBU is all about how to get along with people here. HTBFANJS is a style guide, of sorts, to writing funny stuff. You've already said hi to some people around the place. Feel free to say hi to me as well. Remember, there are no stupid questions, but there are a fuckload of stupid answers. Good luck and good writing. Nominally Humane! 11:40 24 Mar

Okay, someone already did welcome you. Feel doubly welcome then. Nominally Humane! 11:41 24 Mar

Hello friend! I don't know how to get to your talk page. Milklavalamp (talk) 15:19, March 24, 2012 (UTC)Milklavalamp

Ah. My signature takes you to my user page (User:PuppyOnTheRadio). The tabs across the top of my user page include "discussion" which is my talk page (User talk:PuppyOnTheRadio). Also if you click on the history tab on this page, it will show you who has edited your page. That has a handy link to the talk pages of whoever has made an edit. Hope that helps. Nominally Humane! 10:22 24 Mar

Or you can click on the little radio in my signature. That jumps to my talk page as well. Or the link I just posted above. If you search for User talk:<user name> that takes you to the talk page of whoever's name you stick in there. Nominally Humane! 10:25 24 Mar

Hello

So I tried writing on your talk page but my pen broke, guess I'll have to type into this window instead. Okay, so hello there, welcome to the site, I know you'll just love it here. I looked at your article and your contributions and I think I have a few tips.

First, don't be so eager to revert established editors (as you've done with Frosty and Tasmania), if someone makes an edit you disagree with then talk to them first.

As for writing, try not to be so random. Your article is considerably better than most noob efforts (so well done) but it still gets a bit nonsensical in places. Read my latest article for an example of something that has become an acclaimed piece of writing amongst the users here (I can recommend tons of good articles by a variety of users if you're genuinely interested in good comedy, too).

Feel free to drop by my page if you need any help with anything. And I mean ANYTHING (except that... wipe that look off your face mister!) --Black Flamingo 11:45, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

In a nutshell "Welcome to the neighbourhood. Here's a dead hot chick." Nominally Humane! 11:49 24 Mar

When you're done with her Puppy's next. Also, I found you a sweet image for your user page. --Black Flamingo 11:53, March 24, 2012 (UTC)

Finger Nails

I have added a couple of tags on this one. I noticed you tend to write one or two line parargraphs. Suggest you either expand these or perhaps have fewer of them and combine ideas that way. Let me know what you think. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, August 8, 2012 (UTC)