Welcome MeatLoafFan

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Hello MeatLoafFan, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!

So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random ~~person~~ robot putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...

Anyway, if you have not already, I SERIOUSLY recommend that you read the link below:

Beginner's Guide

Probably the second most important thing for a newcomer is:

How to be funny and not just stupid - It's not an insult, and it's well worth a look.

If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia, try these:

About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
How to get started editing
Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
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Our Vanity Policies - stuff we don't care about
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Again, welcome! -- Mr N 00:59, Mar 15

MAX SUP? wanna colab on somethin?--The Truth of Matheus 12:48, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

Reviews[edit source]

Hi there MeatLoafFan, hope you're having a good weekend! I just wanted a little word on the subject of pee reviews, if I may... Thanks for dropping in to do a couple, it's nice to have users who are prepared to help out and give something back. However, as I'm sure you want to help, a little advice about reviewing: give a little more. People prefer reviews to be in a bit of depth. Take a look at recent reviews by Mightydandylion or Heerenveen, for instance - notice how they give quite a bit of feedback, including mentioning which bits worked and didn't? If you tell someone, as you did in your last review, that there is some funny stuff, but more funny needs to be added, that's not usually what they're looking for. In a lot of cases, if they knew how to make it funnier, they'd already have done so - they're after advice or ideas on how to make it funnier.

Now, as I say, the fact that you've done a couple of reviews shows me you want to help, so hopefully you won't take this as a rebuke (which it isn't meant to be), and instead will take my comments on board for your next review. If you have time, you may even like to read the pee guidelines, which go into quite a lot of detail on how to deliver a really top notch and helpful review.

If you think I'm being harsh saying this, please let me know on my talk page, as I'm just trying to encourage a seemingly helpful sort to be more effective!

Anyway, thanks for helping out, and I look forward to seeing you around the place! Tatty byes. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:45, Apr 6