User talk:Manueru-San MM98
Oh Dear...[edit source]
Hello, Manueru-San MM98, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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About your article[edit source]
I'm sorry to say that "Wikipedia 2025" has been deleted for breaking vanity policies. I'm pretty sure that game you made is a funny one, but the article you made was too vane to be looked over. I hope you don't mind this, and have fun editing here. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 21:20, 30 April 2025 (UTC)
Haram/Un-Islamic templates[edit source]
Those templates are incredibly lousy and big, so I'd be glad if you stopped adding them to every single somewhat-Islam-related page you find. If you really want to add them, at least add one of them, not both. Thanks in advance. 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 20:11, 26 May 2025 (UTC)