User talk:Mack-the-Random
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It's a bit more civilised here! That VFD page was going crazy. Anyway... Like I said in the VFD comment, if you nominate more than 20 articles on VFD you may be banned. You made the total up to 21. Please read that stuff at the top of the VFD page, especially the deletion policy. I think I managed to save your arse there. Only admins and 2 other users (one of which is me) are allowed to remove stuff from VFD, which is also something to keep in mind when using that page. Cheers for taking an interest in VFD... Have fun. MrN 
19:41, Jul 3
- Yeah, sorry about that, I didn't actually realise that there were twenty there already. Thank you very much, I owe you one.................dodecatillion. And yes, that seriously is a number. Mack-the-Random 19:51, 3 July 2008 (UTC)