User talk:MaXDeAtH

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Your deleted article[edit source]

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Chuck Norris This attack causes chuck norris to climb out of the disc tray of the console, walk up to your opponent and round house kick them right in the throat, Rumour has it this attack is rather effective.

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I think that part alone warranted it's deletion. Do you ever read the newspaper? Didn't you know that Chuck Norris sucks? If you want though, I can bring it back. -- Roman Dog Bird 06:32, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

The Logic of Pokemon[edit source]

I noticed you haven't credited yourself with it, or any articles for that matter. You might want to actually create your user page, and make note of the articles you wrote. That's what most of the folks 'round these parts seem to be doin'. Don Puttano cHeDDs 02:48,2October,2009