User talk:MITB LS
Oh Dear![edit source]
Hello, MITB LS, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.
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21:29, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
Stop vandalising pages. --THE 19:54, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
Cool the fuck down!!![edit source]
your ideas about uncyclopedia are wrong. We do NOT like vandals. I took a look at your userpage on wikipedia, and found that you started the same way. Famine, ZB or whatever admin is on will probably give you a nice ban whenever they notice you. I suggest you take that time and read up on some of the rules and policies of Uncyclopedia, then if you feel like being civil and funny, ask to be unbaned. Have fun reading--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN
19:55, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
- In particular, he means this page. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon
(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:10, Sep 15, 2007
Welcome back[edit source]
How was ban land? ~ 06:42, 7 October 2007 (UTC)