User talk:Leesaenz
Hey there Leesaenz, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thanks for your contributions. I hope you like it here. If not, I'm sure life will go on elsewhere. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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And since anybody can edit it[edit source]
That means I have the right to remove your edits as well. Look, I kept that thing about him starring in "Notorious". I like that part! I only moved it. I don't think it fits right at the top in the introduction, that's all. But unfortunately, there's the rest of the material that you've added as well. Can we please try to meet some sort of compromise over this? I seriously don't find the rest of it to be very funny. Just bland. Please, let's try to talk this over, okay? I like the article as it is. Most of that material has been there since I first came to Uncyclopedia and it's because of that that it's secretly one of my favorite articles. --
Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:41, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
Cool, thank you for understanding my reasoning! :-) -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:02, 4 April 2009 (UTC)
I just responded to you on my own talk page, I don't feel like reposting it here. Our conversation is already kind of broken up as it is. :P -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:39, 5 April 2009 (UTC)