User talk:Kuhkakachoo
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14:58, Nov 19
Spamming[edit source]
Will lead to damnation. Or bannination. Whichever comes first. ~
20:01, 19 November 2008 (UTC)
oooo[edit source]
your going to get banned...
jk
- D
c u-ReddFighter 08:14, 7 December 2008
¡¡¡¡¡I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOUR ETERNAL UNCYC SOUL SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE!!!!![edit source]
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Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
J-Shea 01:21, 12 December 2008 (UTC)
Hey :D[edit source]
do you have any suggestions fer my Call of Duty page? I've kinda ran out of ideas, and have started on CoD 8 (see my article) and I cant think of anything. If you could help me, I would appreciate it. (o, and i sent this out to all my "freinds")
Mr Agetor- :{D
thnxbai- ReddFighter 01:31, 15 December 2008 (UTC)
make a bigger page[edit source]
make a bigger page n stuff, i like the gif and mr.bean but it getting old soes make more stuff cause your page is to small --Kalen 02:57, 17 December 2008 (UTC)kalen--Kalen 02:57, 17 December 2008 (UTC) lol
voting[edit source]
Want to vote for J-Shea for GOTM, GOTY, SOTM and FFS? --Docile hippopotamus 12:56, 29 January 2009 (UTC)
Maybe you should be on uncyclopedia!!!!!!![edit source]
maybe you sould be on uncyc!!!!!!!!!!!lopedia!!!!!!!!!1 howz dare you! PS i will comment on your page EVERY day from here on!!!!!!!!! ReddFighter Talk!| 21:34, 13 April 2009 (UTC)