User talk:Kiff 15

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You might want to read that welcome message. Trust me, it'll save you a lot of trouble. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:06, 30 September 2009

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Please don't create categories referring to yourself. While I'm sure you're very nice, you're not (yet) a central pillar of Uncyclopedia to have your own category. I'll remove these categories. Thanks. ~ 12:06, September 30, 2009 (UTC)

Thank You

I'm so honored he goes so far out of his way to insult me, it's really quite flattering. Thank you Kiff, thank you. - Drake Clawfang

Oh AWESOME, he's gonna write an article about me now! Thank you again Kiff, you're awesome! - Drake Clawfang

Well, I'm heading to bed Kiff. Don't think I'll forget what you promised me though, I'll expect to see my article done by the weekend. ^_^ 69.157.0.191 07:48, November 4, 2009 (UTC) (Drake) Fine, you win, i dont care anymore.Kiff 15 08:10, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Aw, come on! Write an article about me, don't be a quitter! - Drake

Drake, I was only joking, can't you take a fuckin joke?Kiff 15 06:10, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

'Ello Kiff

That fire template is only really suitable for use on user pages (hence "This user is on fire.") so although the fire/Prometheus connection is obvious, it's not fitting with that or any other article. As you were. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:19, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

If you're really determined to add some sort of template to that article, you might be best off making a new one so you have something that fits the page. None of the ones you've added are suitable. Just taking an existing template and fiddling with it in userspace is probably the best way assuming you've not made one before - you could ask whoever's in #uncyclopedia for their thoughts on your new creation if you're not sure it's right too. Have fun :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:27, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Mind explaining howto? i am a noob.Kiff 15 10:39, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Start a userspace - best way to do that is to load your userpage and add /userspace to the end of the URL. Then find a template that visually appeals to you, steal the code, put it in your new userspace and fiddle about with it to make it look how you want. Changing template images is easy, much the same as adding a new image to a page; all the rest is fairly obvious once you play with it - use the Preview function to see what effect changes have and if it goes wrong you can always change it back. I've got to go out for a bit (yeah, I know...IRL, what a drag) but there's a few old Uncyc hands around who will be happy to help if you ask them. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:46, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps I ought to step in here for a second, as it seems you're having trouble with userspace. Have a look at User:Andorin Kato/Articles. You don't have to read the page itself, but basically it's a list of pages I've written. I have this list in what's called a subpage of my userspace. A subpage is a page that exists "underneath" another page. Subpages always follow the page name format of "mainpage/subpage" so the main page of my article list page is User:Andorin Kato and there's a subpage called User:Andorin Kato/Articles. As for userspace, any page that has the "User:" prefix is considered to be in userspace. So let's say you made a page called User:Kiff 15/Random junk. This page would be a subpage of your userpage. You can create just about anything in userspace- just replace "Random junk" in the link with anything you want. Do you see how userspace works now? --Andorin Kato 10:54, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Scooby Doo

Ah Kiff, you're an endless source of amusement. It's really quite flattering how much time you put into insulting and demeaning me. Thank you. - Drake

I am still blocked on FFwiki, i was right, the block WAS for 2022. Kiff 15 23:06, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Drake

Kiff 15 07:19, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Oh Kiff, I will miss you, I really will. I was looking forward to seeing you coming back, mostly so I could watch you get banned again. But I guess you wouldn't want to come back anyway when you're having so much fun here. It still flatters and amazes me how much effort you put into your hate. Well, enjoy yourself here. It seems to be all you have left, so cherish it. - Drake

RAC wiki.Kiff 15