User talk:Kaworu Nagisa

All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...

Hello, Kaworu Nagisa, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to the right... yeah. Anyway, here are some essential links for noobies:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

• About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. Custom signatures are possible. Impress your friends, confuse your enemies - Sign your pages with a bang!

If you need help, you can ask me on my talk page, add {{help}} and a message outlining the problem to this, your very own talk page, or ask at the Dump. Now go play!   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat!

Some tips to improve Grand Theft Auto: Rio de Janeiro

• I know pretty well you may hate Brazilian clichés, but this is what could make that article readable to non-Brazilians. Add more content with universal recognition - nobody outside Brazil knows or want to know who in the hell is the Anthony Garotinho. You could add James Bond references - that guy with iron jaws - and also some jokes about Carnival - chicks dressed as chicken - and soccer. Be mean to Brazil and its clichés - which unfortunatelly are all that people outside will recognize. Oh, don't forget Funk Carioca and Havaianas flip-flops. I know Brazil much more than you may imagine, that's a sincere opinion - save this article from the rewrite tag I've placed myself. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 17:20, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Userbox for you

I'm trying to populate this category. If you don't mind, please place this at you user page, okay?

This user is Brazilian. Nuff said. (List of Brazilian Uncyclopedians)

-- herr doktor needsAshuttle  [scream!] 23:51, 11 April 2007 (UTC)