User talk:Jsemmens
All hope abandon, ye who enter here. . . Just kidding...[edit source]
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Original Ninjastar A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia,      thanks YOU!!
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This user joined the Folding@home Team
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I have contributed 358 |
And have a userbox or two. 09:47, 11 February 2007 (UTC)
Thanks![edit source]
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El Zoof has awarded you a special 3D holographic edition of the List of one letter words starting with A! |
| For voting on List of one letter words starting with A. If you hadn't guessed. | |
| Soon: List of one letter words starting with A II: The Sequel - List of one letter words starting with I |
Thank you![edit source]
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Congratulation! You are now happy owner of new proud fat kid with an Accordion from El Zoof! |
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| Much felicitous appreciations for happy double nice good voting for HowTo:Stop Playing the Accordion |
--El Zoof 01:01, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU![edit source]
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Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M! |
| Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism "In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!" |
-- herr doktor needsAbrain 
[scream!] 15:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)