User talk:Jonas Planck

You will never Hive a More Wretched Scum of Gin and Villainy!. . . Just kidding..., No seriously.

Hello, Jonas Planck, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, You can go fuck some small animal and wind up in a turkish prison. Anyway, here are a few good links for noobies, punks, and bitches like you:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Now go play!  (I see you were here a while ago. . . Oh, well: Better late than never.)  Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 04:23, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

Sign it, you say. --Jonas Planck 04:50, 21 October 2006 (UTC) what the hell?

Yeah, just like you did there, between "Sign it, you say." and "what the hell?" Four tildes ~~~~ will automagically stamp your "signature" and time. The info on doing custom signatures is here.   Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •• I my cat! 07:25, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Thank you, sah!^^)Jonas Planck 07:43, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

Good Morning

Just deleted a couple of your additions to the site as they look like non-notables and are therefore against our Vanity Policy. Thought I'd draw this to your attention so you don't just think they've disappeared. :) BTW, what happened to you between March and October? Did you get lost somewhere? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Naw, I had a job. And sorry 'bout that, I'm drunk. They seemed funny at the time. I just kept thinking about that robot Mullah-Rahm goin' BALIGH MAH! KALI SHUPTIDAY! SHUPTIDAY KALIMAH! and I lost it. Also, Kittens are addictive, but I'm seeking help. No I'm not. That's a complete lie. Who you votin' fer?Jonas Planck 08:43, 7 November 2006 (UTC) Ka-FART!

No worries, many of us here are drunk most of the time, especially JackMort. Who am I voting for in what? -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Too late! The Republicans won! Oh wait, I just noticed the Union Jack in your sig. Never mind... So, how's the weather? Gray and drizzly, I trust? Jonas Planck 23:47, 7 November 2006 (UTC)