User talk:Jduley evil twin of apage

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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 09:23, 14 February 2009 (UTC)

'Ello Jduley

Rather enjoying your additions to Bicycle. Keep up the good work, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:34, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

No need to sign edits, just posts on talkpages/forums etc. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:17, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

I have to ask, are you into cycling then? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:20, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Cycling

I hope to never reach an age where I am too old to ride a bike, and I know one cyclist who is 86, so at my relatively youthful age of 34 I've got a few years ahead of me yet. Incidentally, by bike has 27 gears. It's got disc brakes too, an 8 inch wide one at the front end and 6 inch on the back wheel - the logic of being thus equipped becomes apparent when downhilling at 40mph +. I still use old ladies as a braking method from time to time though, in honour of the generations of cyclists to have come before me. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 13:15, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Images

On the left of your screen, you'll see an Upload image/file link. Click that and follow the prompts - make sure your image isn't a .bmp, Uncyc doesn't support 'em. Most people use .jpg or .png - .jpg is best as it compresses the file more and thus uses less server space. Once it's uploaded, you'll see the image along with the filename. To insert it into your article, use [[Image:Filename.jpg|thumb|Caption]] or [[Image:Filename.jpg|left|thumb|Caption]] if you want the image to appear on the left, so it should look something like this - [[Image:Reversechair.jpg|thumb|What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?]], or vaguely so at least. I'll have a look at your article in a bit, once I've finished writing the UnNews report I'm working on. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 14:19, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Is that working for you? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:08, 19 February 2009 (UTC)

Right, the whoops thingies are done on Godwin's and Goddard's - you do those like this: {{whoops|name of alternative article}}. To make a link to a section of another article, rather than putting [[Goddard's Law]] or [[Goddard's Law|Goddard]] you'll need to copy and paste the address of the desired section and use that, with single square brackets instead of double. Like this - [http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law#The_.22Weak.22_Godwin.27s_Law weak Godwin's Law], which will give you this link; noting that you don't use the | like you do in a normal link. To add it to a category, use [[Category:Name of category]]. Right, I'm going to have a proper look at the article now. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 12:21, 20 February 2009 (UTC)

Australia

It's sorted. The problem seems to come from TomMayfair's Marree Men template - whenever anyone tries to centre it, using the correct <center></center> code (and how it pains me to spell 'center' in the American fashion) for some reason or another the closing part - </center> - doesn't work. Knowing Tom to be pretty handy when it comes to wikicode, I can only assume there's good reason for this. Nice changes to the article, by the way. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 10:25, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

Purim

Mad Mike "Moishe" Tyson does it, so you should too!

Yes - it's Purim already, so be like
Mike and eat some ears today!

It's the only time of year when being a Jew is fun!
Chag Purim Sameach from Rabbi Techno

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OK, I know you're not Jewish, but any excuse for a piss-up is worthy. :-)

Bundoora

Not entirely sure what you mean. If you mean you want to create a new page called Bundoora, the easiest thing would be to just rewrite the existing one. If you want that one huffed, add it to QVFD, mentioning 'request by author.' Lists are permissable so long as they have funny content, ie; each entry has a little information rather than it just being something like this:

1. Your Mum
2. Your Dad
3. Your sister
4. Your gerbil
   

and suchlike. Hope that's ok - message me again if it doesn't clear things up. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 08:12, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

You need to stop smoking so many penguins, they're not good for you. Your best solution is, as you say, to copy and paste the content of Bundoora into a new page entitiled British comedians - the name's free, I just checked - and then put Bundoora on QVFD with the usual 'request by author' suffix. Is that what you want to do? If I was certain, I'd do it for you now but as I'm not I'll leave it to you. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 11:35, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Spelling it out a little more: don't blank the page and replace with {{QVFD}} - that does nothing. Go to the QVFD page, edit the current day's section, and list it there the same way the others are, with a little comment beside it saying "author request". Because I can see what you want, I'll delete it this time, this is just a tip for next time! --UU - natter 13:26, Mar 12

Friendly hint from a cuddly furry thing...

If you do wish to comment on the contents of an article, don't do it on the article's pee review talk page, do it on the [[Talk:UnBooks:Caffeine Cold Turkey|article's talk page]], which is where it should belong. The medical data can be of use later on, but until then, I'm trying to flesh out the article from the point of view of someone who doesn't know the medical lingo ;)

I haven't tried going through caffeine withdrawal on a massive level, since I don't need to. The tough bit was changing from the stuff I was on before to a 100% organic blend, that gave me a two day headache before it eased out and got better again. That's the inspiration for the cold turkey article, I was thinking about how it would feel to go on like that for a month. And I've watched too much House ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 12:54, 17 Mar