User talk:IsileK

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Could it be that you're using the wrong skin?

Just a thought. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:57, 26 October 2011

Uncanny

I think it's really uncanny that down the centre of your leaving speach there's a clear line of spaces. compleatley un broken. It's pretty.    Orian57    Talk   04:40 30 October 2011