User talk:Immortald

Welcome To My User Talk!

Should you need anything from me, just post it here.

--Immortald 09:47, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, Immortald, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

• Beginner's Guide
• How to be funny and not just stupid

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P.S. Love London-upon-Seabed.... :)

Thanks =) Thought you might Immortald 15:16, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Re: Jew

About that page.

1. Blanking is always a bad idea - it gets you banned, and the article gets reverted, meaning all you've achieved is losing the ability to do anything about it.
2. If you want rid of an article, post it on VFD with a reason for deletion (as long as you don't go over the limit). Then the community will decide if it should stay or go.
3. If you think an article is offensive or way over the top - try editing it a bit, re-writing it to be funny without the offensive bits. If you do a decent job, it'll likely stay that way, and it's a better way of getting rid of offensive content than blanking. Show people how it's possible to be funny on that topic without being offensive. This is a wiki, after all.
4. See the talk page. See that comment at the bottom? "You're taking this way too personally"? That's from Mordillo. He's Jewish. Perhaps you can chill a little?

I suspect this warning comes too late to prevent a ban, but take it into account and you should avoid another. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:16, Feb 26