User talk:Hooray For Zoidberg

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Thanks for the welcome, glad to be here. Hooray For Zoidberg 03:12, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

G Rated Talking Animal Movie

Thank you for your comments Zoid! Finally, someone who likes Zoidberg as much as I do!   Le Cejak • <Apr 10, 2008 [3:11]>

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Got any ideas on what to write?   Le Cejak • <Apr 10, 2008 [3:12]>

Well, firstly I have to get my head around the "talking back to users" thing. The comment I left for you here was intended for the admin.

About the article: It was my pleasure, sent me into hysterics :) And Zoidberg does rock, a considerable amount. Such a fantastic character.

I've got a few ideas for the Why: section, such as Why: Am I the only person who enjoys reading meta-physics? And: Words that rhyme with portmanteau. We'll see how we go. Is there some sort of friend/watch/buddy list on Uncyclopedia?

We're all friends here. Really. As far as a watchlist goes, there's a "watch" tag at the top of every page. You can go to my talk page and watch that if you want for any changes. You can also chat it up with the visitors there, make some new friends. I'm already watching your talk page: it's why I can respond so damn fast!   Le Cejak • <Apr 10, 2008 [3:21]>

Ah, that makes sense - I'll watch your Talk page then. I'm sure I'll get used to all the ins and outs of Uncyclopedia soon enough. Thanks for making me feel welcome too, much appreciated Hooray For Zoidberg 03:23, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

No prob, Zoid! As soon as you write an article, go to Pee Review. I can help.   Le Cejak • <Apr 10, 2008 [3:25]>

Cheers, I'll give you a buzz when I put it up. I got the indent working too Hooray For Zoidberg 03:26, 10 April 2008 (UTC)

For your reading pleasure, may I present: A Dignified Essay on Ant Anatomy? 'Twas written the day upon the yesterday by yours truly.   Le Cejak • <Apr 10, 2008 [3:36]>

Thanks for the praise on [[Talk:Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list?]]

More often than not, most readers just read and don't bother to drop a note about whether they liked the article or not. Little comments like that can make a guy's day sometimes, y'know? Sorta. Kinda. Make a guy's hour, maybe. You get the idea. I'm glad you enjoyed reading! SKULLTHUMPER

My pleasure, I think it's important to give the author credit for what he or she has done, just to make them feel somewhat appreciated. And it was a very clever article too. Hooray For Zoidberg 00:10, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Welcome aboard! (whoring 101)

Welcome to Uncyc. As a relative noob myself, let me assure you that this place is very noob friendly. If you ever have any questions my talk page is here, if I can't answer them I'll at least try and point you in the right direction. If your looking for something to read, may I suggest this? If you enjoy it, there's a little thing called VFH where you could show your appreciation. Good God, I really have no shame. In any case, have fun! -OptyC Sucks! CUN 00:46, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the kind welcome, I'll be sure to check out those pages very soon. Cheers Hooray For Zoidberg 00:24, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

HAH! You're far too polite. I was expecting a "fuck off Chris". The real reason I disgraced your talk page is cause your username caught my eye. I'm a Futurama fan myself. I'll even admit to having boring internet debates on the pros and cons of killing Seymore. I just wanted to splash my name across your page so when you see it again you'll think to yourself "hey, I know that asshat." Vote for Cajek, his article's way better than mine. -OptyC Sucks! CUN 09:31, 14 April 2008 (EDT)

As long as we're all whoring, check out my page otters (uncyclopedia:VFH/Otters) Yay, whores (I'm kidding, you don't have to vote for it).   Le Cejak • <Apr 13, 2008 [0:30]>

We're noob friendly?! News to me.

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HAH!