User talk:GameKing505
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Again, welcome! -- 21:32, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Apparent Vanity Policy Violation[edit source]
I'd like to inform you that the article you just wrote, "Mr. Cogan", was likely in violation of our vanity policies. It has since been deleted, and if it is recreated violating said policies again, you will receive a 36-hour block. Uncyclopedia deletes vanity articles because 99% of the time, they just aren't funny to us. I'm sure it could be the most hilarious thing to you and your buddies, but the rest of us are standing around scratching our heads in bewilderment. Also, writing libel about people you know is not tolerated here. An alternative you could pursue is placing your article as a subpage of your userpage, eg. User:GameKing505/Mr. Cogan. If you believe I'm mistaken (and there's a good chance I could be), please leave me a note on my talk page and I'll double-check. Thanks. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 21:50, 5 March 2007 (UTC)