User talk:Funnyman333

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Welcome!

Hello, Funnyman333, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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Dude.

Lemonade is...well, terrible. Guessing from the edit summary, you did that intentionally. My question: why put something up that's terrible, and wait for it to be deleted? The proper way to do it is to create it in user space, work on it until you think it rocks, and then ask someone else's opinion. And if they like it, too, THEN put it in mainspace. This process leads to fewer tears for everyone involved. Also, please look up above at your welcome message? There's a really, really cool link you should read. :)  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 24 '12 13:47 (UTC) sucks

Dude ROCKS

Dude, I read that the day I joined, so go do something useful instead of making fun of other's articles.

I wasn't making fun. Are you sure you read it? ;D  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 24 '12 13:58 (UTC)

They say the same thing at Wikipedia when you join, but Wikipedia doesn't like me, so I came here, but I can already see that I will have to go back.

Hey, don't be like that. Just...make it better, dude. Somebody criticizes your writing, you just quit? What?!?  ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Jan 24 '12 16:50 (UTC)

Pfft, I didn't quit. I've been at Wikipedia for like five months, and made a bunch of successful articles. Lemonade? That old thing.... hm... I'll think of something. The only thing i've ever quit at was... wait. Have I ever given up on something? No, I usually just keep adding a little bit and adding a little bit until I finally, well, y'know........ FALL TO GROUND DEAD. Or, so some think. They call the paramedics, they come, and when they bend down to make me start breathing againg, BLARGLELARGLELARGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I surprize everyone by (especially the paramedic) with my silliness. THE END Funnyman333 13:04, January 25, 2012 (UTC)

You stay or we hunt you down

It's like the mob, once you've joined uncy you are in for life. And you just keep getting better and better as a writer too! Your Macon page is on VFD and shouldn't be, because it isn't old enough. But if someone huffs it, all you have to do is ask for it back on a user page, and then you have it again! Then you do more on it (it's very good already, and needs polishing. Nice pics). Hang around and we all start to hang out with you, and then it's even more fun, and then the bugs come and you know what happens then....jeepers! Good to meet you. Aleister 23:28 28-1-'12

gosh

Oh good gosh just go ahead and get rid of the stinking Macon page! It is causing too much attention. And I wasn't going to leave, I love it here! Why the heck would I leave you little bastard?!

You could go to Image Request

For the template thing. A lot of 1337 motherfuckers there! :P Mattsnow 20:47, February 9, 2012 (UTC)

thanks

Thanks for the info, but I got it already!

Don't forget to sign your posts bro! You do know how? Mattsnow 14:47, February 10, 2012 (UTC)

YUUUP! I just always forget :| Funnyman333 15:15, February 10, 2012 (UTC)