User talk:FreeMorpheme

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Where have you been?! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:26, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Just a brief spell at Her Majesty's pleasure. But like the man said, that money was just resting in the accounts. Nice to see the place hasn't burned down without me. Freemorpheme.gif 21:30, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

It was hard though, keeping it from burning :) ~Jewriken.GIF 21:34, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Has Famine really left? Freemorpheme.gif 21:34, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, he hasn't been around for half a year now. Finally got tired of playing the bad cop I guess. Quite a shame. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:39, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Well paint me blue and call me Sarah. Did he just stop coming into work, or was there a big send-off, balloons and the like? From Famine, I would at the least have expected a little essay excoriating people and providing a rundown on his reasons. Freemorpheme.gif 21:42, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

We had the strippergram all ready. But waste not want not.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
I stayed in that cake for almost a week. I would've starved, but, y'know...cake. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:53, 16 April 2008 (UTC)