User talk:Flying spaghetti monster
Welcome![edit source]
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Okay...[edit source]
I'll be blatant; your sig is too big:
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the FSM
Now that's just slightly under but when you include the timestamp it takes it over the limit. Please do your best to change it or you may receive a ban --
(Bonner) 
(Talk) 16:51, 2 September 2007 (UTC)