User talk:Fist of Judgement
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AAN: Your wish is granted (probably a bit late).[edit source]
OK, firstly, remember to sign your comments with --~~~~. The ~~~~ will automatically put your username and time in. Wow, magic!
Secondly, add this to your page: {{Adoptee|Thematrixeatsyou}}. Done that? Good! If bureaucracy was that simple, we'd be in space by now!
Alrighty, now onto stuff that matters. You are a flippin' machine, managing to churn out fairly good articles and yet get a crapload of images. Although I probably just suck at getting images. I quite enjoyed Lighten up.
Some advice: drop the tone down a bit. If you do an article subtly, it can sneak in from behind and cause a greater sensation. Then again, what you're doing so far works; some articles call for a silly tone while others call for a more serious tone.
By the way, this article of mine needs expanding (there's 2 stubs, one which hasn't been started on yet). Note that it calls for a serious tone, so if you're incapable of producing that right now, or just don't feel like it, then don't worry. We're Uncyclopedians, not teachers ;D
--thematrixeætsyou, the ass kicker (talk) (flames) 08:22, 7 April 2008 (UTC)
- And yes, the help suggestion section is alright with me. --thematrixeætsyou, the ass kicker (talk) (flames) 08:27, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
What They Forget To Tell You...[edit source]
This article is a great idea, although I got derailed at the end. Try to get it a little saner. Get one of your mates or family to read it, and when they start to go "WTF?!", see if you can change it. So yeah, great idea, but slightly poorly executed in places.
--thematrixeætsyou, the ass kicker (talk) (flames) 02:09, 23 April 2008 (UTC)
Hurrah, you're alive![edit source]
| Congratulations, my son!
Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday! As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift. Have fun**! *Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry. |
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