User talk:Fishonfire
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11:35, 25 September 2006 (UTC)
Vanity Edits[edit source]
As you will notice here, the first time this article was deleted, Hinoa4 noted, "This article is in violation of our vanity policies. You will be banned if this is recreated." Yet less than a day later, you recreated it.
Normally, I'd respond kindly to a nicely worded email requesting unblockage. However, your only other 3 edits are either bizarre, or in support of an article that was complete crap, and was deleted via the VFD process with only you voting for it. Had I some evidence of your ability to make meaningful contributions to this site, I'd unblock you.
While I understand your irritation at being banned, we are not interested in libel/slanderous/vanity pages. When your ban runs out, feel free to start and edit articles which are not of those types. 
Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 00:15, 9 October 2006 (UTC)
Point well taken. I apparently don't know how to read logs. I just banned by default everyone who had edited the article - possibly no way for you to realize that it had been already been deleted once. Thanks for being so pleasant about it all. Welcome back. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 14:13, 9 October 2006 (UTC)