User talk:Fiddleheads

Welcome!

Hello, Fiddleheads, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

• About Uncyclopedia
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• How to be funny and not just stupid
• Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask
• Help Pages (Yeah, there's more.)

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  ~ T. (talk) 01:37, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Article style

Hi there. I've been looking at the articles you've recently made or added to (Muzak Code, Jingle Bells and [[Violin]), and I thought you could do with a few tips to make your stay here as comfortable as possible. First off, would you be the same person that wrote the "writings" on here? Because if you aren't, they can't be posted here due to copyright restrictions. If you are, it's probably fine unless you say it isn't :). Secondly, articles should mostly be in an encyclopaedic style - i.e., they should look something like you might find on Wikipedia. Those articles you've submitted so far, though they are written well and were good to read (along with the other writings), they aren't really the right style. A look at some of the links in the above message should give you the right idea. Also, you shouldn't sign your name on articles. I think that's it. I don't mean to sound too condecending or anything, it was meant to be friendly advice :) If you need any help feel free to ask. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:28, 30 June 2006 (UTC)

Your non-existent user page

Some more advice for you:

1. Try creating a user page-tell the rest of Uncyclopedia about yourself.
2. Don't write articles like Jingle Bells-they may get deleted very quickly. Please don't kill me for saying that.

This is trying to be meaningful advice. No offence is intended. DO NOT KILL ME.

Thanks,

Some crazy guy [MUN] [FUN!!]04:55, 2 July 2006 (UTC)