User talk:Fdildar
Welcome![edit source]
Hello, Fdildar, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:
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Vandalism[edit source]
Please do not vandalise articles as you did with Allah's_True_Prophet_Muhammad. If you find the content of an article objectionable, you have three options:
- Contact an administrator and discuss it on their talk page
- Rewrite the article, following the guidelines at HTBFANJS
- Navigate your browser away from the page.
Blanking and vandalism are not tolerated at Uncyclopedia, and may result in a ban. Thanks. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:20, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
cyberbullying[edit source]
it seems your user page (or old versions of it) was an attack on a classmate. Please read this and be aware that we are very quick to ban for any sign of bullying of this type. -- sannse (talk) 20:12, 18 June 2007 (UTC)