User talk:Enzo Aquarius/Wikipedia Transit Authority

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Staff

An off-duty WTA driver stands beside a stop along Route 75 'Detroit'.

Also known as Administrators, or "!staff", the operating staff are employed by Wikipedia through a long voting process by the community. They are judged on their driving skills, XP points, mana and ability to clean vandalism from buses. Once the community decides on their new drivers, the bureaucrats of Wikipedia decide whether the person is able to join the WTA by instigating a litigation issue on a bus as they train. If they can pass this, the driver is allowed to enter service on Route 75 'Detroit'. If they can successfully perform service for one week on this route, they are fully admitted to the WTA, signed into union and union dues and kept away from Route 75.

Uniforms and Style

Mayor Jimbo Wales shows off the new WTA female uniforms at a conference in 2005.

Uniforms consist of, for males, a black shirt with black pants, with an optional black tie. Black shoes are required, black shoe polish is optional. Hair must be dyed jet black and full dark shades are a must. A light beard, as shown in the photo to the left, is looked highly-upon by Wikipedia Transit Authority board members, as are smug attitudes.

For females, a white shirt with short sleeves required with an optional red mini-tie. A short blue skirt must be worn at all times, even in cold weather with any-color high heels. Light-blue hair die is preferred, as are any form of an object in one's hair to hold it in place. When wearing said objects in hair, hair must not deviate from its location by more than 3 mm in any situation. Employees with anime-styled eyes are preferred, although WTA will fund surgery for anime-styled eyes if one so wants them.

Transit Enforcement

See Robocop

See Also

• Wikipedia
• Jimbo Wales

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The time stamp this edit was made is 23:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC) . This is done before 00:00 GMT of July 29th, thus should be a valid addition to my entry. The PLS note states we're using GMT, so I surmised I should've been able to add this. :S - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC)