User talk:El Cheeso

Welcome!

Don't mind me. I'm just here for the enem- I MEAN WELCOME! WELCOME!

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Cavemen

Care to explain??? ~Formerly Annoying Crap 04:19, 19 June 2009

That's cool if you're a noob, but I'm a chick, not a dude. Anyways, feel free to make edits to the article, but try to enhance it. Also, when you leave messages on talk pages, sign your name using four tildes (~~~~). so I can message you back easier. PS: have you heard of teh adopt-a-noob program?

Cheers, ~Formerly Annoying Crap 06:50, 20 June 2009

LEGO

I have reviewed Lego for you. It is here. I hope you take some of my advice on board. Good luck! Nameable • mumble? 15:01, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Fable

Further to my comments on Chief's talk page, I thought I'd drop by with a comment or two here.

I do think Chief was a little harsh, because the article isn't badly written, and you do have some ideas worth working with - I think it's got potential, but does need work. Cutting back on the quotes is a good place to start. If you want to make the mentor quotes a running gag, fine, but space them regularly, don't over-use them, and keep other quotes to a minimum - too many quotes becomes annoying quickly - if they're good lines, try incorporating them into the article some other way.

Also, you do need to cut back on the sex references - not completely remove them, perhaps, but certainly reduce the quantity: it's an overkill thing, again, less can be more, so be ruthless with yourself and remove all but the ones you think are your best.

And you definitely need to work on the images - you need a good number, evenly spread. A good rule of thumb is if you have a decent monitor size, and one of the higher screen resolutions, and you can fit any of the page on without an image in sight, you could probably add another there somewhere. But don't go too far in the opposite direction!

Do think about Chief's comments, as some are quite valid, but don't be discouraged - there's plenty you can do to improve the article, and I hope you enjoy doing it. Good luck! --UU - natter 11:50, Jul 30