User talk:Einstein 145

BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU. THIS DESERVES TO BE AT THE TOP OF YOUR TALK PAGE

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

YAY! YOU'RE IN THE LEAGUE! Benson 00:47, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Welcome!

Hello, Einstein 145, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 22:59, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Looking to adopt

Hi, hellote, I would like to adopt you, you poor noob thingie. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:42, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

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Help on signatures

First of all, we have to get THIS straight. When you put in your sig onto my talk page it looked like this:

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Member of the Order

This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

5:41, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

That is because when you did that, my talk page included your userpage (User:Einstein 145). What you tried to do was add it in [[User:Einstein 145]] and instead you made it {{User:Einstein 145}}. Log in, go to your preferences on the top tab and set your nickname to Einstein 145. Just Einstein 145, nothing else. Since you are a noob, I am not going to give you Fancy-Smanchy Signatures.

Hey, want to be adopted

The name is Uncyclopedian, the game is adoption. Want to be adopted by me? I wrote a featured UnBook! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:50, 30 April 2007 (UTC)