User talk:Dxpenguinman
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uh...this is my talk page. why is this guy talking on my talk page? its mine!
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Articles by me that are not gibberish[edit source]
Hello there, kind sir[edit source]
I noticed your article that you just...um, wrote (BAH!). While gibberish can be very funny in the right contexts (BAH!), we don't really allow it to exist plainly on Uncyclopedia (BAH!). We like a little more content, meaning, etc (BAH!). As such, your page has been put on QVFD. It's going to get deleted (BAH!). However, if that happens to be the style of writing you prefer (BAH!), might I suggest writing for Illogicopedia. It's a site similar to Uncyc, and a wiki all the same, except the people over there value more insane and bizarre humor (BAH!). Give it a try, I think you'll like it. Best of wishes in your endeavors there, or if you decide to stay here and write some things that aren't gibberish (BAH!). Cheers! -RAHB 00:00, 21 May 2008 (UTC)