User talk:Does it really matter?

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Saddam

Please refrain from putting that template just about anywhere. Specifically on Jews. It is creating an unnecessary mess. You want to consider making it a bit smaller, but at the moment, on that specific article which is already way too burdened, it is just a wee bit too much. Thanks. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 17:10, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

Ok, let's discuss this potential revert war

This is the third time I've changed the quotes on Germans, and you changed it back, to what seems to me some very poor quotes. What gives? ~ 19:12, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

Thats your opinion. I find the petain quote to be distastefull.Does it really matter? 21:17, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

You find the Petain quote to be distasteful? And why is that? Is the vomiting and shouting really politically correct? Did the Germans in fact did not conquer Paris? Tell you what, I'll put all of the quotes on for good measure. Leave them on. If you don't like that, start a forum in the dump. Don't remove it. Thanks. ~ 12:37, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

I find it distastefull to make fun of WWII in way that someone venerates Germans.Does it really matter? 14:20, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

See that little signature I have? That's no veneration. It's called sarcasm. ~ 17:15, 26 August 2007 (UTC)

That signature does not make your taste less bad.Does it really matter? 16:05, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

OK mate, politeness over. You seem to think you have ownership over Germans. Fine by me, let's revert each other until kingdom come. ~ 16:21, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

That would be somewhat complicated for me. Me being a person with a life outside of Uncyclopedia.Does it really matter? 16:37, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

Indeed?

Ah so you do believe that for the very reason that I have covered these articles in some supposed Greater GErmany scheme that for some reason that I myself feel that All German things need to be covered in Nazi Overtones and the like? Indeed I shall admit that there is something of a scheme going here, but nothing to do with just being a general National Socialist in any sense. Indeed I am merely playing off the Stereotype of Germans and all supposed German off-springs being somehow connected to wanting to conquer anything. Nothing more, I find it pathetic that you should make it a point to consider all of such a work as the definitive work of Uncyclopedia, I merely am adding to the articles that contain them, if you don't find them funny, feel free to re-do them yourself. I do not block these articles or own them in any way, merely add to them. Indeed I find your "Humour" pathetic in the highest regard myself. As for these articles that I so called "Damaged" I did not in any way destroy their original points, but merely added and subtracted where neccesary, few got a complete re-write and only for the most stubbish or poorly written articles. (U does not mean "You" for example.) Get yourself a life and realize that by no means am I the only one editing these German articles to play around with the Nazi Stereotype. If you have a problem with my articles, I am just fine in chatting about them in a dignified manner, however if you believe that by simply insulting whatever should happen to place them or add to them, do yourself a favor and get off Uncyclopedia. This isn't meant to be taken seriously, quit taking it so seriously.

• On an increasing note: I had nothing to do with The Dutch Article. I myself do not follow you around to tear apart your edits, and indeed welcome edits even to my own work, not tearing apart articles unless the article has been nominated by the community for that purpose. The Hollandarticle is just one such case. Read a book of humor yourself and realize that indeed it is relative to the person reading it, one person not seeing it as funny does not mean that it is not funny. People have different tastes. But I suppose you wouldn't have noticed this?

-St. Fenix (User•Talk) 23:32, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

See you next year. Not that it really matters. ~ 23:07, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow...

Um....

Ya... --Dancing dude 02:23, November 24, 2010 (UTC)