User talk:Dingle

Blackburn

Background Situated near the idyllic town of Darwen, Blackburn boasts the nations highest rate of muslims(18.3 per 3Bedroom House). Acclaimed for its award winning immigration levels Blackburn centre on a Saturday is like a U.N Summit(without the intelligence).

History Amid mass debate variations of the true meaning of Blackburn have been derived, scholars claim the true meaning is of course 'Arabic' for 'Cunt-Ridden-Dump'. Although credible figures back this up the Blackburn residents or 'wankers'(as known throughout) refuse to see the black and white evidence. Of course the town's total IQ level is matched by the record attendance of 'Walkers Rentboys' lying at around 35.

Sports Of course Blackburn isn't just a shit-hole filled with chav's and foreign imports. Many of the population are descendants of the late Jack'the twat'Walker, it is a well known fact that during the cunt's time in the town he was an instant success. The women of Blackburn craved a man who showered weekly and used electricity, women struggled to fend off his wealth and it is believed he impregnated Kerry Katona before giving birth to many of todays population. The locals pay pilgrimage to the towns rich tradition and every market day mass inbreeding takes place in the local Iceland. Inbreeding is Blackburn's finest sporting accolade, currently 3rd in the highly acclaimed Welsh-League it is believed that over 43 'Walk-tonas' are spurted out of the holy bargain base.

Welcome!

WELCOME!
I'm sure you will like it here!

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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 23:47, 11 February 2009 (UTC)

Block TropicalPanther

@Alula: @MrX: @DaniPine3: Block TropicalPanther, his behavior is being very very bad. i am dingle (talk) 16:57, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

Says the guy who is sockpuppeting. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻06:08 11 14 '25 16:59, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

shut your fucking mouth i am dingle (talk) 17:00, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

Why? socking is VERY strictly against the rules here. 👻_CUN Turb0-SunSpookrise, Esquire 👻06:08 11 14 '25 17:01, 26 October 2025 (UTC)

Ok, so here's something i think you need to know: you don't get to decide if we block someone or not. End of story. 17:08, 26 October 2025 (UTC)