User talk:Danielcraigisme
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Hi[edit source]
Sorry if you feel offended by this article. This is not a real news site/encyclopedia this is simply a humor site so I reverted your edits BUT Uncyclopedia does have a policy on makeing up stuff:
| “ | The truth is usually funnier than nonsense. The funniest pages are those closest to the truth. | ” |
So seeing that it looks that it just making some stupid nonsense it will likely be deleted. So just wait while someone deletes it and please don't vandalize it. Sorry.--Scott 00:29, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
- He's banned for 2 weeks for vandalizing anyway. Just because you have a reason doesn't mean it isn't vandalism! --Hrodulf 01:25, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
- I also see from his contributions that he vandalised my userpage. Please do not vandalise userpages. -- 21:50, 28 November 2006 (UTC)