User talk:Dalboz of Gurth
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Probably talking to myself[edit source]
OK, you haven't been here for ages, but on the off-chance you check this page or whatever: I really quite like your Hypochondria article. If that's the kind of thing you're capable of, it's a real shame you haven't been back for months. If you don't pop in for another little while (like, to respond to this message or anything) I may well pick it up and have a stab at it myself. Shout if you don't want me to! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:49, Apr 8
Probably talking to myself as well[edit source]
I'm back, after discovering that my article got featured, a couple of people left some things for me to respond to, and I thought of an article to write here and remembered that - whoa - I already have an account! A bit embarrassing, as the prose of Hypochondria looks a mess since all this time has elapsed, but that's the way writing goes. Thanks, and off to write something new. - Dalboz of Gurth