User talk:Dadadudi
Welcome![edit source]
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Good day[edit source]
So yea. Editing other peoples user pages (if you don't know them) is a dam fine way to find yourself in trouble around these parts. Don't do it. Cheers. MrN 17:35, Mar 14
- Hmm, also looking over your contributions they are almost all either adding quotes or whoops templates. Could you stop that please? It's OK to add a few, but you are going crazy man. It's a common thing for new users to do when they get here, but would you please slow down with that? If everyone just did that this wiki would be a god awful mess. Cheers again. MrN 17:38, Mar 14
From my talk page in-case you are not watching it[edit source]
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- Yea, I'm "the man" here to oppress your views and bring you down man. No seriously though we are Uncyc, we are not Wikipedia, but what you have been doing is more spamming than actually adding anything constructive to the wiki. It's also not funny, just your POV. That's not funny. Why don't you actually write or rewrite something? Alex Jones needs attention, as does David Icke and many, many of our other articles. Any fool can add a load of quotes to the top of a page, but most of what you have done will be reverted in time so it's wasted effort anyway. Especially when your quotes are totally out of keeping with the rest of the article. I'm being nice here my fiend. You will stop spamming quotes and whoops templates. I would hate to have to block you for spamming... Thanks. MrN 17:57, Mar 14