User talk:ConnorORLY

Welcome! Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia! Hello, ConnorORLY, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... Yes. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind of humor that is accepted on this site, I suggest checking out the following links: Beginner's Guide - A massive guide about how to be the best you can be at Uncyclopedia. I've honestly never read the whole thing in one sitting myself, but it is very useful if you're looking for help on a specific issue. How to be funny and not just stupid - Our flagship link. This will tell you how to not get booed off the metaphorical stage that is Uncyclopedia. I STRONGLY suggest reading the entire thing through, perhaps more than once. Our Vanity Policies - This page details why we don't care about your friends, your school, your gay fourth period math teacher, or the homework he has you do, and in-jokes. DO NOT violate these rules. Uncyclopedia:Best of - For a bit of inspiration. These are our featured articles. This is the kind of stuff we like to read around here. Now that that's out of the way, just continue reading and you'll notice some more links. These ones are about help in general: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia How to get started editing on Uncyclopedia Help Pages - If you need help with a specific issue. Frequently Asked Questions - Check this out before you start panicking. Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask - For some general facts about Uncyclopedia. At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but I do recommend it, it can be quite enjoyable, and it's a good chance to let others take notice of your writing. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:ConnorORLY/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well. If you want to write and don't know where to begin, consider contributing to Uncyclopedia's current colonization of the week, a group writing project to improve a single popular article. Anyone is welcome to contribute, so come help out! If the current colonization doesn't suit your fancy, then browse our rewrite and idea categories. We have lots of articles just sitting around for someone to improve, so don't be afraid - dive right in! If you need help, ask me on my talkpage, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talkpage. Additionally, the Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian, and remember: Have fun with it. We're all here to have a good time and a good laugh. Please sign your name on talkpages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. Again, welcome! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:54, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

Who is Soahuu?

Is this the same Soahuu who helped me with the Retardis when I accountshared? Gee, thanks pal.

Oh yes. I guess that was me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Son of a...

Whoever is on my mian page:

Your sig

Hi Connor - a quick word about sigs. Can you please put a link to your userpage or talk page somewhere in it? And do you think you could sign in such a way as to display the date (either by signing with 4 tildes or by fiddling a little - see here. It makes life a lot easier for people. Thanks! --UU - natter 13:14, Jun 29

Yo, you broke the wiki with your sig. Somehow you managed to create two separate pages: User:ConnorORLY/sig and Template:UserConnorORLY/sig. Please update your preferences to link to the sig in your userspace and be careful with colons in the future. Colon health is very important. --C:\syndrome\_ 20:22, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

Your sig part 2

That's the second time you created template:user:ConnorORLY/sig. This is not where your sig is - it is here. Do not recreate this template again. ~ 13:59, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Apparently, you need to add a ":" between User and ConnorORLY in that signature box at your preferences. Yeah. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:24, 3 March 2010

That's a pain in the butt. Now I can't use the four "~"'s. This article has just been ruined edited by an idiot a genius.17:41, 03 3 17:41, March 3, 2010 (UTC)

Because you're still using in wrong.

READ UN:SIG VERY CAREFULLY.

your sig page is user:ConnorORLY/sig stop creating other pages. Change your preferences according that what is written in UN:SIG. ~ 18:51, March 3, 2010 (UTC)