User talk:Clensedsource

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Hi there, the ICU on your article expired, so I moved it here, to your userspace. It can sit there without fear of deletion while you work on it. What I would suggest is having a look at the HowTo portal, and browsing some of the recently featured HowTo pages - click the edit button on those pages, and you'll see how they have been formatted. Apply some formatting to your page - add some headers, an image or two, the HowTo template etc - and it will look more like an article. Then go get yourself a pee review, which should give you some pointers on how to improve the writing. Putting a request for help on the article's talk page won't always get noticed, but a review request will eventually get picked up. Then, when you think the article's finished, have a word with me and we can move it back to the mainspace. Good luck! --UU - natter 08:57, May 26

Hello

I hope my review was okay. I'm not an experienced reviewer, so it's nice to know you appreciated it. Anyway, about it not being your first article, that's cool. Fixing up ICUs is a great thing to do, even more helpful than starting new articles. You have done a good job. On another note, when you are on people's talk pages, don't forget to sign using four tildes (these things: ~). Apart from that, enjoy your time on the site, whether you improve articles, write new ones, review, proofread, whatever...Bye! Nameable • mumble? 10:38, 13 June 2009 (UTC)