User talk:Chez Anthony
You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition![edit source]
Hello, Chez Anthony, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
Well
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~
12:42, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
So you're a rebel, are you? What are you rebelling against?[edit source]
Fair enough. Rebels of that kind get a giant, angry red tilde on their talkpages. It's a tradition, or an old charter, or something. Fear the angry red tilde! (Or don't, I guess it's your choice!) --UU - natter 
13:58, Jul 14
Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~
- Hehehehe. Nothing much. I din't even make my homework. Well, not YET. Guess I just got a stroke of genius. hehehe.--Chez Anthony 14:03, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
- Bzzzzzt! I'm afraid you haven't seen enough movies (or I've seen too many, which is entirely possible). The correct response was "Whaddaya got?" In a Marlon Brando swagger, for extra points. Anyway, have yourself plenty of fun around Uncyc, always nice to see a new face! --UU - natter
14:36, Jul 14
- ok. thanks --10:45, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
- Bzzzzzt! I'm afraid you haven't seen enough movies (or I've seen too many, which is entirely possible). The correct response was "Whaddaya got?" In a Marlon Brando swagger, for extra points. Anyway, have yourself plenty of fun around Uncyc, always nice to see a new face! --UU - natter
A Candle for a Sin Movement[edit source]
This article's ICU tag has expired, so I've moved it to your userspace at User:Chez Anthony/A Candle for a Sin Movement, where you can work on it all you want until you'd like to give it another go at mainspace. If you have any questions, feel free to ask on my talk page. Cheers. -RAHB 20:15, 2 August 2008 (UTC)
On your article[edit source]
Normally I'd respond on my talk page, but I figured I'd respond here in case you didn't know to check there and were expecting a message here. Anyways, your article was moved to your userspace because its ICU tag expired. MrN9000 was the person who originally put the tag on the article, and the ICU tags last seven days before articles are (usually) deleted. I moved it to your userspace because it looked like you had put some work into it, and you are a registered user. On to the topic of fixing it up, MrN cited that the page had formatting issues, though it didn't seem too terrible. From looking at it, my suggestions are to make the article a little bit longer, then tidy up the text a bit. For uploading images, you can use Special:Upload, which has easy-to-follow instructions on uploading your image. Once you've got your image uploaded, put [[Image:Theimagestitle|thumb|<right or left>|<number>px|<optional caption>]] in your article somewhere to make it show up in a thumbnail. Or just put [[Image:Imagename]] to make it show up as the full-size image with no thumbnail. If you need any other help, go ahead and ask. Once it's a little bit longer and has a picture or two, I'll read it and move it to the mainspace again. Hope this all helps, and good luck. Cheers. -RAHB 11:33, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
- Okay, I've found these three images already uploaded for the Hindenburg. The first one is obviously the most popular, but as I just found out, there are apparently more. So you have those to choose from for use in your article. As for the PLS, I'm sorry to have to tell you, but entries were locked and judging began on July 28th. Though, for PLS, articles are kept in userspace, because they're in a sort of limbo state during judging. But yeah, the current PLS is no longer accepting entries, but you could still always try for getting it featured =)
- On the topic of that, when you've touched it up and made the changes you want, why not post it to the Pee Review. There, an experienced editor will review your article in depth, and tell you what they like and dislike about it, what can make it better, and all that jazz, to help you make it the best it can be. I always make sure to put my articles through at least one review when they're done, even if I already know they're good. Also, for future reference, you can start any article you want in your userspace, like how the one I moved is in a subpage of your userpage now. In your userspace, articles can exist as long as you want, and you can take all the time you want to write them, and get help on them. That's another thing I always do. These are all of course just recommendations, choose whatever path you so desire. -RAHB 12:00, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
- You can use the code I left you a couple messages up for posting images. Just copy and paste it, then replace the "insert here" stuff with the relevant information. -RAHB 12:21, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
- Oh, the Pee Review. Just click the Pee Review link, and then put the name of your page inside the little box at the bottom. Click submit (or whatever the button is called) and then the resulting page will give you all the instructions on it, also very easy to follow. -RAHB 12:29, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
- You can use the code I left you a couple messages up for posting images. Just copy and paste it, then replace the "insert here" stuff with the relevant information. -RAHB 12:21, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Ah, you should have put it on your watchlist. It didn't show up because it already got reviewed. Here it is. However, the person who reviewed it didn't do a very good job of reviewing. I must say I'm rather disappointed in that. You might want to resubmit it and ask specifically for an in depth review. -RAHB 11:14, 5 August 2008 (UTC)